May 2011
You Rach You Lose →
nickdouglas:
My girlfriend has her own blog now. Follow it if you want to hear the wrong sides of our future arguments.
Hahahaha. Hear that babe? You need to make sure to do retaliatory tumbling.
Lawyerin' in Pumas: Stuff a first lawyer at a... →
arishahdadi:
Take a deep breath. You’re part of building something awesome now!
Realize you need malpractice insurance, then get malpractice insurance. No, really, do that now.
Get a handle on corporate records, particularly making sure you have fully executed copies of everything; I highly recommend …
Happy lawyers do exist!
Anyone Want To Buy A Bar Table? →
rickwebb's tumblrmajig: Why some social media... →
rickwebb:
Why some social media experts are good.
I read Peter Shankman’s “Why I will Never, Ever Hire a Social Media Expert” earlier this week, and it struck me as pretty silly, but the more I’ve been thinking about it through the week, the more I realize that it is good for a nice, cathartic snark (because I mean, seriously. How tired are we of self-proclaimed social media experts?). But it’s...
Who Has A Good Therapist?
So I’ve decided that its been enough years in New York and enough personal trauma that it is time for me to go into therapy. Would anyone like to make suggestions? I am sure all of you have therapists since this is New York and Tumblr and y’all have issues.
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Why Pandora Is Dangerous
Anyone see that commercial for what I presume is Time Warner or something where the husband is like “Despicable Me” and the wife updates her status to single on Facebook (I’ve noticed on recent updates to the commercial they don’t include that, I wonder how many people complained?) and then the husband brings up their wedding video on Youtube and then it’s all...
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“Tomorrow is Saturday. And Sunday comes afterwards.”
– Did Rebecca Black predict that the Rapture would be a hoax? (via peterfeld)
Reblogging this for my boyfriend
Why Won't You Go Away Gen X?
Reviewing XOJane even further makes me concerned for the state of Gen-Xers (and their children, no wonder my mother despairs about her first grade class parents at times).
I thought it was impossible to sink to a low more unsettling than the Grup piece of yesteryears but the level of unsettling navel gazing contained in this piece about monitoring one’s husbands lube intake makes me pray...
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Are We Sure XOJane Isn't A Parody?
So guys, can anyone confirm for sure that XOJane isn’t a practical joke? Why is water boring (omg I hate choking on water, almost as much as I hate choking on dicks? the hell?), my rapist friended me on Facebook, crack butter, hair conditioning in mental institutions, wear white during your period (someone missed a Kotex content integration advertising opportunity).
HESHER
blaaahg:
Produced by ALLDAYEVERYDAY’s Executive Producer Lucy Cooper, the film stars Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Natalie Portman, Rainn Wilson, and Piper Laurie. Songs by Metallica. Go check it out! Killin it LUCY!!
heartbeat city: Macy didn’t really understand... →
heartbeatcity:
Macy didn’t really understand speed reading, or “skimming” as they say. Who knows what they say now, in school. She didn’t understand it.
Macy read all the words. When she was young, she read them very slowly. For example, she’d come to the word “pickle” and seconds later, find herself thinking about her sister’s dead hamster, Shapes. Still staring at the pickle.
But Dale was a...
just say jolie: Mike "Dirty Jobs" Rowe and... →
justsayjolie:
So awesome. Rowe touches on food toward the end of this, which is perfect because as I was reading it I was thinking to myself that his thoughts on skilled labor could be applied to the domestic arts.
I wouldn’t say I’m surprised at how many friends I talk to who don’t know how to do basic…
laphamsquarterly:
Excellent post about skilled manual labor from carpentrix.
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Thanks William Gibson!
One of the things that creeps me out most about the present is just how much it looks like the future from 1998.
On The Bro'd is Going to be a Book
wondertonic:
It’s official. America’s premiere sentence-for-sentence translation of On The Road into bro-speak is going to be published.
If you haven’t seen On The Bro’d yet, get to it.
Fucking hilarious. This is awesome news
I'm Fine!
A steroid shot later and my oxygen flow is back up to 97%! Fun times! How is everyone else today?
Hospital Tumbling
So you’d think having one eye swollen shut and a constricted throat would be enough to signal an allergic reaction that requires immediate epi pen style attention right? Or the hives. Either or right
brianvan:
HOW I ENDED UP WITH AN ASSAULT RIFLE...
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